clickolinko
the automatic web log
URL search:

* http://what-if.xkcd.com/imgs/a/122/inside.png <-- I first interpreted that as the ISS suspended between two lava flows
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFvijBpzD_Y
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqfjiuqVrV4
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WHu1EM8CgY <-- may I suggest
* http://what-if-preview.xkcd.com/ <-- one of my weirder articles, especially toward the end ...
* http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/3711 <-- I avoid family tech support by saying I work on million dollar computers which are nothing like my laptop, and I barely know how my laptop works
* https://twitter.com/NasriAtallah/status/545617897960116224
* http://www.bitboost.com/ref/international-address-formats/new-zealand/ <-- this site seems to say the apartment info is above the street info
* http://i.imgur.com/9nUDSvY.gif <-- The way it nudges stuff onto its trunk with its foot is pretty clever.
* http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2014/11/atheist_humanist_and_pastafarian_holiday_displays_on_public_land_satanic.html <-- teferi
* http://i.goad.us/ohegh-76.png
* https://medium.com/@johndevore/i-cant-go-to-your-holiday-party-because-im-an-introvert-who-has-better-things-to-do-e8cf21b442b4 <-- sneakums
* http://www.secretnuclearbunker.com/
* http://ibt.ca/v2/items/btc5121w/images/azerty_1.jpg <-- not the tiny left shift and the small enter.
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NOncx2jU0Q <-- WOW
* http://mis.fortunecook.ie/ <-- I feel like this bug branding thing is going a little too far
* http://www.seattlepi.com/news/texas/article/Team-America-screenings-also-pulled-from-5966318.php
* https://paste.nothing.net.nz/92853f <-- this feels like a pretty bad message to show during an upgrade
* http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/ho-ho-holy-shit-kirk-camerons-saving-christmas-is-fucking-insane/Content?oid=21093618 <-- they commercialised a christian holiday to death, and now they're trying their damnedest to christianise the commercial trappings
* https://twitter.com/elharaty/status/545619556417286145
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBZgZ4e36IU <-- nemo
* http://iq212.com/iQ212Blog/2014/12/16/the-20-dollar-game-designers-tool-kit/ <-- neale
* http://cleanrouter.com/img/diagram.jpg
* http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2014/12/16/the-elf-on-the-shelf-is-preparing-your-child-to-live-in-a-future-police-state-professor-says/ <-- Canadian Alarmist
* http://shop.sophos.com/collections/all <-- so this is a thing that exists.
* http://cleanrouter.com/ <-- Nothing is more important and precious than your children. But from within the walls of your own home, online pornography threatens their innocence. And it's always just a few clicks away.
* http://i.goad.us/ookai-513.png
* http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/fucking-coffee-mug-behemoth-edition <-- ordered for a friend
* https://www.facebook.com/themikehenderson/posts/10153063637063273 <-- ...
* http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/12/18/us-nigeria-violence-idUSKBN0JW1FP20141218 <-- Suspected Boko Haram gunmen kidnapped more than 100 women and children and killed 35 other people on Sunday during a raid on the remote northeast Nigerian village of Gumsuri
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uba0GqP0d54 <-- Spoiler: Dictator Loses His Head
* http://spectrum.ieee.org/aerospace/space-flight/nasa-study-proposes-airships-cloud-cities-for-venus-exploration/?utm_source=techalert&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=121814 <-- Hello I'm Charles Bolden, I'm the administrator of this facility. And who might you be?
* http://beatonna.tumblr.com/post/105519700575/i-had-the-great-pleasure-today-of-being-the-google <-- needs more velocipedestriennes
* http://www.twisteddoodles.com/post/105518364907/i-got-my-secret-santa-a-big-shark-i-also-gave-her
* https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/dff3e3163819a3a3ad8147b16161c93e/tumblr_n6wtrgi2XF1r6jnjdo1_400.gif <-- Randall

dumont, master of the io tower clickolinko was created by Neale Pickett, who was too modest to credit himself.
Sean Neakums, who butchered clickolinko after installing it on flynn, does not suffer from that problem.
Props to the usual gang of idiots for ideas, suggestions, testing and shouting.