clickolinko
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* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f62Z8Ev9OXA <-- So that's what happens on ski-jumps in summer.
* https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODHofgWv2QM <-- Randall
* http://www.metafilter.com/146485/Of-course-Im-a-classics-teacher-Theres-a-Parthenon-behind-my-head#5909989
* http://gameshelf.jmac.org/2015/01/forward-planning-for-if-tools/#comment-3276
* http://www.newrepublic.com/article/120913/texas-law-proposes-let-teachers-kill-students <-- WHAT COULD POSSIBLY EVER GO WRONG IN ANY POSSIBLE UNIVERSE
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iezc14zdYCM <-- Screwtape, at 00:40 it's got KITT-esque tail lights!
* http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-02-01/lnp-rout-leaves-abbott-terminally-wounded/6060126 <-- "All we are talking about now is the timing and method of execution," one Queensland MP said.
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queensland_state_election,_2015#Date <-- fo0bar, these are the date rules for QLD elections. :)
* http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jan/29/-sp-its-hot-its-queensland-theres-an-election
* https://twitter.com/autoday/status/561518287662493696 <-- the most Australian photo of the day.
* http://a3m2009.org/archive/1967-1968/67-68_anti-draft/sadu/files_sadu/67-68Draft_SADU_Channeling_p_1-2.pdf <-- "channelling" -- Jules Feiffer, btw, wrote the graphic above it -- shocked us back then; see, now, how we've Progressed... chute-wise... moo.
* http://a3m2009.org/archive/1967-1968/67-68_anti-draft/sadu/files_sadu/67-68Draft_SADU_Channeling_p_1-2.pdf <-- .gov's attitude is that it owns everything invented since The_Revolution: The Founding Fathers ( whom we now call The_Framers) couldn't've imagined the automobile; thus government regulates Freedom_of_Movement... we've let cyclists skate free for too long... that is: "Americans" are pretty-much domesticated, & ready for branding & chuting, ahhh... ch
* http://mashable.com/2015/01/29/blizzard-2015-downloads/ <-- I guess it beats a surge in pregnancies
* http://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=meninism
* http://proclick.olinko.net/view/dOR <-- Screwtape
* http://mashable.com/2015/01/29/female-ghostbusters-remake-paper-dolls/ <-- nice
* http://paste.ubuntu.com/9965600/
* https://dl.dropbox.com/u/40112291/screenshots/dP2N3N.png <-- it doesn't seem I'm the only one who's noticed this
* http://www.metafilter.com/146523/If-ASMR-has-a-godfather-it-is-television-painter-Bob-Ross#5912008 <-- DING!
* http://mashable.com/2015/01/26/asmr-youtube/
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Meat-stub <-- still fo0bar
* http://woozle.org/neale/g.cgi/net/spongy/ <-- fuzzie
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Grass_stubs
* http://www.metafilter.com/146503/In-the-living-room-the-voice-clock-sang#5911374 <--
* http://www.metafilter.com/146503/In-the-living-room-the-voice-clock-sang#5910951 <-- follow-up
* https://medium.com/message/deathhacks-b767903b7c15 <-- "I don’t know why you’d need a vacuum on an x-10 system. I woke once in the middle of the night feeling like the house was a spaceship mid-liftoff. It was only the whoomp and the screeching of the all-basement shop vac, come to life and sucking up non-existent dust. I went down in my pajamas to turn it off."
* http://zork.net/~nick/pix/hellorockstars.jpg <-- emad
* http://24.media.tumblr.com/735a26bf4597259b14d58f73fb2794ee/tumblr_mvxs4m0nrH1sfjgugo1_500.png <-- in conclusion, fuck Dick Dorkins.
* http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2015/01/30/army-deletes-tweet-referring-to-chinks-in-armor-after-racism-accusations/ <-- this is just getting silly now...
* https://github.com/jquast/x84/
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjXCulRjPas
* http://www.pineapplearts.com/ <-- Randall
* http://3dbdotcom.com/?comic=goram-doctor <-- nemo
* http://www.exosphere3d.com/pubwww/pdf/flight_1549/ntsb_docket/420526.pdf <-- the transcript, for reference

dumont, master of the io tower clickolinko was created by Neale Pickett, who was too modest to credit himself.
Sean Neakums, who butchered clickolinko after installing it on flynn, does not suffer from that problem.
Props to the usual gang of idiots for ideas, suggestions, testing and shouting.